Coming Soon to this very page!
I'm feeling the power rising within me. I have discovered my mission:
Spreading the word on fried turkeys.
The following additions to the Fried Turkey Page are in the works:
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More deranged ranting about Martha Stewart. I blew my top when her
corporate death-machine went public. I have plenty to say about that.
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Plans for an experimental catapult to fling the turkey into the pot of
oil.
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Plans for a robotic arm to gently lower the turkey into the oil, then retrieve
the turkey when its done
So come back soon, y'all.
- M